Stressed?

You know you're stressed when...
1.Someone pays you a compliment and you take it as an insult.
2. Your boyfriend or girlfriend or spouse offers to cook dinner and you think they're insulting your cooking.
3. You pick a fight just for the sake of fighting.
4. Your partner offers to take the kids out to dinner ALONE.
5. Your watching your favorite show and suddenly find your self yelling at the TV.
6. You start cleaning your already clean house.
7. You start worrying over the simplest of things.
8. You overhear a comment about someone and immediatly personalize it.
9. You turn into a crazed maniac over someone being just under 5mins late.
10. You find yourself creating more stress trying to get out of being stressed.